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Thursday, May 15, 2008
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About Me
- N. Forsyth
- I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling trees and crushing rocks. I woo women with my sensuous and soulful harmonica playing, and I bake cookies that have been compared to cocaine. I am an expert in drywall, an acolyte of true love, and an outlaw in Norway. Using only a spade and a small mango, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the australian outback from a horde of ferocious dingoes. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact haiku. Years ago, I discovered the meaning of life but forgot it just so I could have the joy of discovering it again. I have won chess tournaments in Washington D.C., jousting competitions in Belgium, and dogsled races in Vladivostok. People trust me.
